How To Build a Better Mouse

DJT: We're going to make America wealthy again!

CROWD: [Huge applause]

DJT: We're going to wipe Islamic terrorism off the face of the Earth!

CROWD: [Huge applause]

DJT: And when you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice!

CROWD: [Slight, nervous clapping] Whoa now, buddy.