[SCENE: Dirt road in front of a Mississippi Baptist church]
Priest: "No child should be raised by two fathers! It's an abomination unto the Lord!"
[Billy, whose father died and whose mother remarried begins to cry]
Priest: "Uh, well... that is, a child should not have two fathers at the same time!"
[Cut to teen Jesus, playing catch with Joseph and God]
Jesus: "Where in the hell is that bag of ass picking up this crap?"
Satan [from the hell]: "Nope! This is between y'all and that bastard-hat. Leave me out of this."