[Me, on my deathbed]

St. Peter: "Step into the light, child."

Me: Wait! I forgot my phone charger!!!


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A moment of sympathy for all the commitment-phobic gay men and women who now have to come up with a new excuse for why they can't marry you.


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[TWEET] All the King's Horses...

One of my favorite tweets of all time:

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[Drinking with Jesus on the stoop when a cop approaches]

Cop: "What's in the cups, boys?"

Jesus: "Just water, officer."

[Jesus lifts sunglasses and winks at camera]


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The Archetype of the Gay Villain

This is a great bit from James Adomian (@JAdomian). It changed how I look at villains in a lot of TV and movies:

http://youtu.be/KFyo9b4_6iY

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