[LIVE] HOSEY @ Otto's Shrunken Head 01/13 (NYC)

Duracell Overreaches

That's one lofty claim there, Duracell.

BREAKING: Secret Behind-the-Scenes Footage of Hughes and Phalen Recording a New Track

Trump is Person of the Year?

I'm not sure why anyone is acting as if TIME's "Person of the Year Award" holds any prestige. Remember when they gave it to literally every person on the planet?

One Accomplishment

I've done a lot of things in my lifetime. Some good, others bad. But I think what I'm most proud of is that I have not eaten a Hot Pocket in over a decade.