How to Bring Back the Dinosaurs

 

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Hat tip to @DrScienceCat

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Hometown Hits the Big Time

For those of you not from Mississippi or the region, the question is "What is Hattiesburg?" My hometown, and USM is where I went to school. Surprisingly, a contestant got it right. Way to go Kevin.


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The Humpiest Day of the Year

Today is Wednesday, June 17, 2015.

Today is the hump day of the week, in the hump week of the month, in the hump month of the year, in the hump year of the decade.

What I'm saying is that after today, we can just coast until 2020. Those emails can wait, people... until Monday, January 6th 2020.

Things won't be this good again until June 15th, 2050.


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[LINK] 6 Batshit Crazy Ways Superman Tried to Protect His Identity

Seanbaby has been quiet lately. I suppose he's been busy with Calculords, which is the best mobile game on the market if you ask me. The wait is over, though! His newest for Cracked is a good one:

6 Batshit Crazy Ways Superman Tried to Protect His Identity

"I hope I've demonstrated during this article that Superman scripts are filled with more dark insanity than the dream journals of Josh Duggar's sisters, so it's no small thing when I say this Pat Boone comic is the batshit-craziest Superman story of all time."

"The stakes in Superman stories are so low you'd swear you were reading Gwyneth Paltrow's blog."

Lots of other great lines in this article. Seanbaby still delivers. 

Last night I was talking with someone who mentioned several times that her co-workers are "full of Pinot," which I thought was a clever way of saying that they're drunkards. I was mistaken. She was actually saying that they are Filipino; I was just hearing her wrong.

Heh. I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of that played upon set of words.


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